The right team to clean up mustard gas

I see a great opportunity for maximizing effort in our federal government and perhaps even saving some money. Since the team of government workers that has recently given up the search for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq is now unemployed, and there seems to be a lack of resources to fund the cleanup of the mustard gas at the Pueblo Army Depot, we should let the WMD team know that WMDs have indeed been found, we know right where they are, and whatever they were going to do with the ones in Iraq they can now do to the ones over here. And there is, of course, the added plus of not being shot at or blown up while they do their work.

It sounds like a win-win situation to me.

Don Richmond, Alamosa